Instrument: Guitar

Nicknames: Fub

Hometown: Hull

Current residence: Hull

Croutons or Bacon bits: Embassy No.1

Favourite salad dressing: Salad? What's that? And why should you dress it? Isn't it old enough to dress itself by now?

What do you drink: From the well of despair, and usually deeply

Shampoo or Conditioner: Both, at the same time.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping: Not a chance in Hell! Showing off rude bits and whatnot! Pah!

Do you make fun of people: Only when they really deserve it, and Americans.

Have you ever been convicted of a felony: Does 6 point on my driving licence count?

One pillow or two: One and a half.

Pets: Half a dog, the other half is with my parents.

Favourite type of Music: Anything I like at the time, and that's unpredictable, but AC/DC and Tenacious D hit the spot at the moment.

Least favourite type of Music: As above but substitute 'like' for 'don't like'.

Favourite band or artist: AC/DC and Tenacious D, but haven't I already mentioned that?

Least favourite current band or artist: I don't think I could name one. If I don't like it I tend to ignore it rather than hate it.

Most hated artist of all time: As above.

Hobbies: Outside of the band, I split my time between finding the cure for AIDS and making time travel possible.

Favourite movies: Alien, Austin Powers, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy, Where Eagles Dare.... The list is endless.

Favourite TV show: The last TV programme I made an effort to follow was 'The A-Team'.

What kind of car do you drive: BMW 328 coupe.

Toothpaste: Axel Grease.

Favourite foods: Something savoury, probably a full English breakfast, but without tomatoes.

Favourite desert: Life.

Do you get along with your parents: When I don't live with them. Chaos ensues every Christmas when we pitch in together for a week :p

Favourite town to chill in: Not travelled enough to answer that one, Scunthorpe's looking good so far, but Toulouse was pretty nice too..

Place you'd like to visit most: The dark side of the moon.

What’s your bed time: When I'm tired.

Adidas, Nike or Reebok: I'm not a chav, I'll have you know! How rude!

Favourite perfume or cologne: Probably either Paco Rabanne or Hugo Boss.

Favourite sport to watch: Formula 1.

What inspires you: The fact that Man got to the top of the food chain in spite of the fact that it can be on of the most stupidist creatures alive.

Most embarrassing moment: Going into work the day after I was supposed to go to college and I skipped the day with the others and went to Scarborough and being rather sunburnt. Being asked “Had a good day at college yesterday?” in a sarcastic tone was an awkward moment.

What do you look for in the opposite sex: Shallow answer: Nice boobs. Deep answer: some one who cares. Both equally valid and important.